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With him it’s all about the numbers.
He’s 23 but I liked it better when he was 7.
He’s one of 50 Most Beautiful People.
He likes his lovers about 10 years younger than he is.
And today he turns the big 3-0.
Happy Birthday David.
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[21 Apr 2005|11:22pm] |
Yes, I'm a bitch and no I don't care if you like me.
No, I don't appreciate my birthday being used as a bit of a cover for David to stalk that poor boy.
He's taken me to Paris for my birthday, though I know it was to stalk andrea and he was only looking for a bit of a cover. I'm rather annoyed about this, though not so much, as I've gotten a good deal of pressies out of the trip.
Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday, it was lovely of you all.
I suppose this is horrid of me, but if I can't tolerate looking at you, I won't be adding you.
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[04 Mar 2005|11:17pm] |
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I had a clone but David scared her away.
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[04 Feb 2005|02:30pm] |
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I don't want to be mean but if you've added me and I don't add you back it's because I'm not going to so stop commenting. Run along and get hit by a bus or something. I'm a bitch. I'm pregnant, my feet are swelling and I want prawns.
David announced again today that he's happy in and plans to continue playing for Spain until he's a grandfather. Honestly, how many times does the man have to answer this question? I wish the press wouldn't encourage him. He's redundant enough.
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[02 Feb 2005|10:22pm] |
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So we've chosen a date.
February 25th.
At a hospital in Madrid, the Clinica Ruber Internacional. We'll be paying for an entire floor.
They actually gave me a bit of a difficulty about closing out a whole floor. It seems that even the Spanish Royal Family doesn't need that kind of privacy. I'm Victoria Beckham, clearly I do.
I mean truly, how many members of the Spanish Royal Family can you name off the top of your head? How many people really give a bit about what they are up to?
Not many.
Though being a Beckham is an entirely different sort of thing. We're always in the papers and hardly a moment passes there isn't a photo snapped of one of us. That's why we've hired so many body guards for the blessed event. One for each family member, one for each door of the hospital, perhaps one to hold each of my hands while David catches the baby and the photogs snap away.
Though not until I've had my hair done of course.
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[27 Jan 2005|10:30pm] |
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It seems the mansion sized playhouse we were having built for the boys is about to be demolished. Some nonsense about improper paperwork filed. I'm certain it was David's job to do that. Afterall, I am pregnant and can't be expected to do things like that. Especially since I need to spend time putting creams on my ever widing girth to keep supple. Afterall I am planning a UK version of Demi Moore's nakedness on the cover of Vanity Fair.
I do hope it helps in my latest pursuit. Writing songs for Britney and Christina and hoping one asks me to sing back up.
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[25 Jan 2005|05:42pm] |
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The man who lopped off David's head had his moment in court. It seems he wasn't a vandal at all. It seems he was instead a protestor who was so offended by the un-Christian display in the wax museum over Christmas, that he felt the most loving thing a God-fearing bloke could do was take a large sword of some sort, lop off David's small head and make off with it. He did drop it a good bit down the way, so they were able to repair the statue, but it still all seems a bit over the top to me.
And let's face it, if I think it's over the top, it must be so far out of the park that no one could imagine it. As I've had a few moments of being slightly over the top myself.
As you can read here he was fined 155 pounds and that is about it.
He said he apologised to the court but found it hard to apologise to the museum. I've yet to hear an apology to the Beckhams and the world for defacing one of our lovely visages.
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I'm certain you've all had the opportunity to hear David's lastest announcement in what we believe was an attempt at Spanish.
I've decided since we're supposedly living in Spain now I ought to learn a bit as well.
Horrid thing that it is. Why everyone can't just speak English I don't know. And David wants me to give birth here, but the only one in the whole hospital who speaks even a bit of English is my gyn.
He's a lovely man, I hear the other royal family uses him, but I still might need to be able to tell one of the nurses to move her head so the cameras can get in for a good shot or to bring me my stylists if one of my hair extenders comes loose.
David will be useless for that, unless he does the right thing and just pays them all to go learn English, so I don't have to bother with this 4 week course I'm supposed to be taking.
Oh and I'm wearing pink and dying my hair a bold blonde with extra long extensions this summer, for everyone wanting to get a jump on the style.
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Very Happy Birthday Emma, love.
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[20 Jan 2005|10:56pm] |
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David is currently denying this, something he seems to be rather good at and here I thought footie was his real talent. No it's denial.
But that's going to get into a bit of our martial issues and I'm far too pregnant to be rational, so I'll just head back to the topic at hand. Courting the media.
Are the Beckham's addicted to fame?
Of course we are! Can't say I love a camera shoved up my arse everytime I step outside, but it's far better than no cameras there at all. Ask anyone who used to be famous and now can't get arrested. The camera is a horrid thing, but when they're gone it's a good bit worse.
David is of course claiming that he doesn't much like it and is truly camera shy, not to mention that we've never tipped off a camera crew to where we might be to get some free publicity. He's lying. Rather smoothly I might add, but perhaps after that mess with Rebecca Loos he's gotten a bit better at it.
And speaking of that slag, she's ruined another bit of happiness. I'd found the perfect lux flat in Primrose Hill. I adored it, had even chosen some fabrics when I was told that it was the same flat she did a rather unflattering and un clothed photoshoot in. It'll be a bloody cold day in hell before I sleep in a room where she stripped down to her bra and panties to get her photo taken.
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[19 Jan 2005|01:49pm] |
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It seems that David's power in Britain is in what the press lovingly referred to as "a free fall". Though these are the same wankers who just named Bush the most powerful man in the UK.
David's dropped from 8th spot to 23rd. Apparently this is just another marker in the Beckham fall from grace.
Whatbloodywellever. I think it's rather telling that our clones attempting to marry is getting more headlines than we are.
I'm bored and horribly arse fat and hearing that Mel B aka Scary Spice, for the three of you who weren't fans, is attempting to write a book telling all my nasty little secrets is giving me a bout of indigestion.
Or perhaps it's that the doctor's are trying to keep me from eating prawns. Something about the seafood being bad for babies or some other nonsense.
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[14 Jan 2005|12:44pm] |
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Consider me a lady in waiting. MBP Tor is at 5 weeks.
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